Today’s tip is simple: a damp towel will clean off your counters!
Kidding. I mean, a damp towel will clean counter tops
half-ass, but that’s not what my damp towel trick is for. My trick comes in handy when you’re chopping away and can’t seem to make that cutting board stand still.
Well, when you’ve got a squirmy cutting board, make it stand still with a damp paper towel! Get the towel wet, wring it out, then place it on the counter with the cutting board on top. It will essentially stick the cutting board in place, leaving you with a stable cutting surface.
Just call me Houdini.
I wish my tip was how to properly hold and use chopsticks in the traditional way, but I’m white as white can be. Just ask my dance moves.
Instead, I’m going to tell you a secret about scrambling eggs. I often feel like people don’t know there’s an art to it. Scrambled eggs can either be delicious or highly despicable. If you use chopsticks, they’re the former.
Some people add lots of milk or cream to their eggs thinking it will make them creamier. Not so, my friends. The secret to creamy eggs is low heat (fry high, scramble low) and chopsticks!
Stirring eggs with some chopsticks will help break those eggs up into small and creamy curds. Make sure you constantly stir with the chopsticks while you shake the pan to help break up those curds nice and small.
See? Beautiful. Another tip is to take those eggs off when they still look moist. The carry-over heat will continue to cook them. So to keep those eggs from being a rubbery hot mess, take them off the heat early.
And another benefit of using chopsticks? They play nice with teflon. Of course, silicone-tipped chopsticks would be even better.
No one steal that. I’m copyrighting it. In fact, I’m sending it over to be patented right…..now.
How do you use chopsticks in cooking? Ever used them to scramble your eggs?
p.s. sorry for yesterday’s dull post. I’ve got a throat infection and had yet to receive any antibiotics. Two pills have made me feel my chipper self again! My sarcasm and bad-joking making may now continue.
Garlic sure is tasty, but preparing it can be irritating. My mom always used prepared garlic growing up, sparing herself the hassle, but I’m a fan of all-things fresh.
Here are some easy ways to peel the stubborn cloves:
Microwave: Pop your required cloves in the micro for 5 seconds and watch the peels slip right off. Careful though—if they spend too long in there they pop around like popcorn and get too hot and mushy to cut.
Chef’s knife: This is the classic way. Just turn your chef’s knife on its side and smash it down with your palm on top of the garlic. The peel will slide off.
Shake it up: If you’ve got lots of garlic to peel, break up the bulb, put it in a stainless steel bowl, put another bowl on top of it and shake it like a polaroid picture (OutKast-style) for 10 seconds. Your garlic will be wonderfully naked when you’re done. Like here:
Tell me, how do you guys peel your garlic?
Going “against the grain” has kind of been my life motto. It has never been pleasant for my mother, I’m sure, but I blame it all on Middle-Child Syndrome (MCS). MCS is not a joking matter, people. It’s real, and it’s real bad.
However, going against the grain when talking about food is a delicious thing. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me ‘splain.
Meat has a “grain.” Sewers (those who sew, not where our waste goes) will know what I’m talking about. It’s the way fibers run, both in fabric and meat. See them here?
Well those fibers can be tough to chew. However, when you cut them crosswise, you make them tender and juicy. This guy explains it in a wonderfully hilarious way. Take your time to read it and laugh out loud.
So next time you grill a steak, make sure to look out for the grain and cut against it. You’ll get tender, juicy slices of steak that melt in your mouth, even if your steak is a tougher cut.
In college, I used to sit and watch my pasta boil and constantly blow on the hot pot to prevent a boil over.
Stef probably watched and laughed at me 50 times before she finally got out a wooden spoon and stretched it across the pot so I could be more productive while my pasta cooked. It was a trick she had learned from her mom.
As time went on, I learned to do this to any pot of boiling pasta water when I wasn’t near it. It truly works! Lay a wooden spoon over that pot and it will refuse to boil over.
Of course, I did some Googling (because researching is soo 20th century!) and found that there was a type of science to this trick. It’s not just an old wives tale! *Note: However, the old wifey adage that says if you step on a crack you break your mother’s back IS just a wive’s tale. Promise.
So we all know wood is a horrible heat conductor (we do all know that, right?). When you place a wooden utensil over a hot pot of boiling pasta water, the hot water tends to shy away from the cool object. In addition, the spoon breaks up the bubbles once they get to the top thereby preventing a boil over. Read more here.
So next time you’re boiling water and would not like to lose 12 minutes of your life, put a spoon on it!
Oh, and the next time you want to call something art, put a bird on it:
I like to use French whenever I can because it makes me sound all sophisticated and stuff.
So today’s tip is simple: make a mise en place. (pronounced: meece on plahs). It basically means “putting in place,” or having a place for everything.
When I cook, I get all my ingredients out and measured and put away in bowls so when it comes time to execute the recipe, I’m prepared.
I grate all my cheeses and have them ready in a bowl:
I get my spices ready with the measuring spoons:
I cut up all my herbs or vegetables and set them aside:
I pour my broth or milk in a measuring cup and have it ready to go:
You get the idea. Having a mise en place REALLY makes a difference in cooking. You’re not running around trying to find ingredients or trying to chop that onion before your butter melts and clarifies.
Read through the recipe, prep all ingredients and set them aside. It will make your cooking more enjoyable and run more smoothly.
Also, mise en place really speeds up the clean time. As you use each ingredient, rinse out the bowl or dish it was sitting in and load it in the dishwasher or drop it in the sink of hot, sudsy water. By the time your dish is done, your dishes will be done, too!
For the most part, rinsing pasta is a sin in the kitchen.
So is trying to clean up after me while I’m still cooking (coughMaxcough).
The starchy water that pasta cooks in actually helps sauce stick to the pasta. That’s why you should always save the pasta water—you can actually make a base for a sauce with that starchy water.
However, there are times when your pasta should get a good rinse.
If you’re making a cold pasta salad, like yesterday’s Greek Orzo Salad, you should rinse the pasta with cold water. It gets rid of all the starchiness and makes for a tastier cold-pasta salad. Also, when you rinse it in cold water, it helps significantly cool down the pasta so you can make your cold-pasta salad faster.