I’m gonna tell you how I roast garlic this week.

Hint: It’s so easy, a snail could do it.

I used the comparison of a snail rather than a monkey because snails are slow-moving creatures with no hands, which proves my point of how easy this task is. However, I will accept criticism for my poor analogy because roasting garlic is actually easier if you have a hand or two.

Psst: how’s everyone’s hangovers from last night doin’? Dare I say “Happy” New Year?