Kinda Corny

I love wordplay. Which really translates to “I love Jason Mraz and anything else that’s witty, handsome and can woo me with a guitar.”

Anyway, my Farmers Market column over at Coronado Patch is weekly, and I always try to to come up with fun titles to get the reader to click on my articles. Here’s the latest:

Best Corn Ever? Aw Shucks—That’s Sweet!

Get it? Get it?!

Read the article, then make the recipe in it, which is a simple chipotle butter.

Here is a list of some of my favorite headlines, in no particular order. I encourage you to click and read the one that sounds the wittiest to you. Sometimes, they’re funnier if you know what they’re about. Sometimes not. Enjoy the corniness!

Gettin’ Figgy With It

Concords: They’re Grape!

Taste the Rainbow

Diggin’ Potatoes

Super Fruit Bursts Out at the Farmers Market

Beet It

The Vampire Orange

Devilish Eggcellence

Peas and Thank You

Local Company Beefs Up Meat Selection at Market

The Scoop on Avocados

What’s All The Buzz About?

Pucker Up: A Local Family Farm Provides One Juicy Story

The Market Sets You Up with a Date

These Seeds Were Made For Roasting (make sure you read the Dek [the description about what the story is about] to truly appreciate the title)

And these two are just fun (and one is even about food!) but not from the FM column:

Coronado Gets a Bite of the Big Apple

Coronado Clothing Company Brings Ocean Preservation to a Boil

Anyone else here love wordplay? How about foodplay? Hello?…HELLO?!


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